Everyone farts in my general direction

You let them ride on your back, just to be polite.
You let some water flow under, coz then it seems right.
You are tolerant but someone else might not be,
Slack, my brothers and sisters, is your enemy.

A little neglect caused the Bhopal tragedy,
For the current reservation crisis blame middle class voting apathy.
The reduce-weight industry trigerred by burgers and french fries,
And an ambiguity in requirement scope has led to kiddo's demise.

Jab Sam ko mausi ne kaha ki 'Woh sab toh theek hai beta, lekin mei bhi basanti ki mausi hu, koi dushman thodi hu, usko kuwe mei dhakel toh nehi sakti na. Itna toh pata hi hona chahiye ki ladka kamata kitna hai!'
toh Sam ne mausi se kaha 'Baat aisi hai mausi, ki kamane ka kya hai, agar naukri rahi toh kama bhi lunga!'
Fir gao waale ne kaha 'Mausi, yeh kya kar rahi ho!'
Aur mausi neh kaha 'Wohi karungi joh Chapman nei Lennon ke liye kiya tha, Godse ne bapu ke liye kiya tha.... Murder!'
Gao waala 1 'Yeh murder kya hota hai?'
Gao waala 2 'Jab koi angrez kisi aur angrez ko maarta hai na, toh usko murder kehte hai.'
Gao waala 1 'Agar koi desi koi angrez ko maarta hai, toh usko kya kete hai?'
Gao waala 2 'Usko suicide kehte hai.'