Saturday, April 22, 2006

Everyone farts in my general direction

You let them ride on your back, just to be polite.
You let some water flow under, coz then it seems right.
You are tolerant but someone else might not be,
Slack, my brothers and sisters, is your enemy.

A little neglect caused the Bhopal tragedy,
For the current reservation crisis blame middle class voting apathy.
The reduce-weight industry trigerred by burgers and french fries,
And an ambiguity in requirement scope has led to kiddo's demise.

Jab Sam ko mausi ne kaha ki 'Woh sab toh theek hai beta, lekin mei bhi basanti ki mausi hu, koi dushman thodi hu, usko kuwe mei dhakel toh nehi sakti na. Itna toh pata hi hona chahiye ki ladka kamata kitna hai!'
toh Sam ne mausi se kaha 'Baat aisi hai mausi, ki kamane ka kya hai, agar naukri rahi toh kama bhi lunga!'
Fir gao waale ne kaha 'Mausi, yeh kya kar rahi ho!'
Aur mausi neh kaha 'Wohi karungi joh Chapman nei Lennon ke liye kiya tha, Godse ne bapu ke liye kiya tha.... Murder!'
Gao waala 1 'Yeh murder kya hota hai?'
Gao waala 2 'Jab koi angrez kisi aur angrez ko maarta hai na, toh usko murder kehte hai.'
Gao waala 1 'Agar koi desi koi angrez ko maarta hai, toh usko kya kete hai?'
Gao waala 2 'Usko suicide kehte hai.'

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11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gao waala 1 : Agar koi desi koi desi ko maarta hai, toh usko kya kete hai?

1:01 PM  
Blogger Here's looking at you kid! said...

Gao waala 2 keeps quiet...

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gao waala 1: 'Kyou bolti band ho gayi?? Chalo ab yeh batao ke agar koi angrez koi angrez ko maarta hai, toh usko kya kete hai?'

1:09 PM  
Blogger Here's looking at you kid! said...

Murder. Padhna likhna seekho sweetie!

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry mistake ho gaya, humara question tha ki jan koi angrez koi desi ko maarta hai toh use kya bolte hai?
Hum toh gao waala hu, hum sweetie kaise ho gaya? Aur hume padhna likhna kaun sikhayega?

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kuch naya likho

5:21 PM  
Blogger Here's looking at you kid! said...

Aaj humare conversation mei yeh issue discuss huwa.
Me: Cheta, tereko jo ek baar ek kahani sunaya tha, usse kuch seekh
Cheta: Mei moralistic aadmi nehi hu.
Me: Cheta, every story has a learning, not necessarily a moral.

The learning in this story is
"don't take anonymous se panga
warna ho jayega nanga"

Waise aap ke question ke relation mei... ek jamane mei usko service kaha jata tha.

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeh toh kaafi dangerous moral hai aapke story ka. yaad rakhna!
Ab ke zamane mei kya kehete hai use kiddo???

2:31 PM  
Blogger Here's looking at you kid! said...

Yaad rahega.
Areh kya kehte hai usse kya karna hume. Nomenclature mei kya rakhkha hai. Purane jamane mein kisi ne kaha tha 'Will a rose not appear as sweet if it was called by any other name?'
jara humare sher pe koi comment mariyein..

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Certainly a rose wil not lose its beauty no matter what u call it but if one doesnt get what u mean when u call a rose by some other name then one may not even realize that a beautiful thing is talked about.

12:39 PM  
Blogger vijaydinanathchauhan said...

boss this post is like - aap karen to upkaar hum karen to balatkar.
remember the millions of cubic feet of wind passed by you in other people's general direction. someone might have been polite too in those cases!

11:56 AM  

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